Yonce.

mistuhsunny:

imacatmiaow:

idonotlikethatsam-i-am:

matafari:

Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink

Respect.

I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink

alecia chose the stage name pink after a male friend of hers asked her what color her vagina was.

jailor:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

matthulksmash:

gdmw:

2003 MTV Movie Awards

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

signs secret abilities

  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

sexaulity:

endiot:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

im inventing time travel just to sit on that…

I never thought I’d say that I wanted Joe Biden to touch me

religiousdad:

unclefather:

Why

don’t ask questions. only fear.

officalsquidward:

story of my life =/

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

theycallmekayleigh:

Guardians of the Galaxy AKA I would have been ok just watching Chris Pratt dance to 70s music for 2 hours but this is ok too I guess